Come June, and the first hot spell,
and the folks in our town descend on the Model Garage in droves and expect
Gus to put their cars in shape overnight. Gus doesn't mind working late on
an emergency job, but he hates like the devil to give up his evenings doing
work that could have been done weeks before.
This year has been no different. A
few afternoons ago, after a particularly hectic morning spent dealing with
customers who were in a hurry, Gus looked at the cars lined up on the
repair-shop floor and groaned.
"There's more rush work stacked up
here right now," he grumbled to Stan Hicks, "Than we can handle in… "
Just then the jingle of the office
phone interrupted.
"I'll get it," said Stan.
A few minutes later Stan came back
out of the office.
"That was Judge Tate's wife," he
explained to Gus, who had started to work on one of the cars. "She's stuck
down near the savings bank. Claims something exploded under the hood when
she tried to start the car. She sounded scared and wants someone to come
right down."
Gus didn't answer. He didn't even
look up from the row of spark plugs he was cleaning and adjusting. After
several moments of silence, Stan said. "Well, what do we do boss?"
"Oh go on down," Gus grumbled.
"We're so far behind in our work now that one more car won't matter."
About 20 minutes later Gus heard
the wrecker pull up and stop outside the shop doors. "Well what was wrong
with the Tate car?" he called as Stan entered the shop.
"Blamed if I know, but it's running
okay now," Stan reported. "When I got there, I pushed the starter button
and when nothing happened, I got out and opened the hood. The cap was
completely off the distributor and dangling by its wires. I snapped it back
into place, tried the starter again, and the motor caught right away.
That's all there was to it."
"What did you do then?" asked Gus.
"What do you mean, what did I do
then?"
Stan asked puzzled. "I told Mrs. Tate
that the car was all right. What else?"
"But Stan, you know distributor
caps just don't come loose of their own accord. Didn't you try to find out
what made it come off in the first place?"
"Well, you see, boss," Stan
explained, "I figured that the loud 'pop' she claimed she heard was probably
some other car backfiring. You know how dames are when it comes to car
noises. As for the distributor cap, I figured it had rather jiggled loose
or some wise kid had taken it off just to see the fun."
Gus looked at Stan and shook his
head.
Then he said, "Well, I'll bet you a
buck against a broken wrist pin we'll be hearing from the Tates again."
For a time it looked as if Stan might win the bet. They hadn't heard a
word from the Tates. Then, one evening just as Gus was getting ready to
close up shop for the day, a car pulled up in front of the garage.
Old Judge Tate was at the wheel.
Stan Loses
"Good evening, Judge," Gus greeted
the elderly man as he walked toward the car.
"Something we can do for you?"
"I hope so," the Judge replied
smiling.
"I've been having trouble with this
car, and this is the first chance I've had to bring it around. It all
started about a week ago."
"That the time Mrs. Tate got stuck
down near the bank?" Gus asked repeating some sort of rebuke for Stan's
failure to find out what actually was causing the trouble.
"Precisely, and your man was kind
enough to come down and get the car started for Mrs. Tate," the old Judge
replied mildly.
"He found that the distributor cap
had come loose."
Gus nodded.
"Well, oddly enough," the Judge
went on, "it's happened to me several times since when I've tried to start
the car after it's been parked for a short time. Each time it's happened
just after I've pushed the starter button. There's a loud 'pop,' and when I
lift the hood I find that the distributor cap is off.
Once I put it back, the engine starts
easily."
"Have any trouble starting it first
thing in the morning?" queried Gus.
"No, not particularly," replied
the Judge.
"Well, let's drive her into the
shop and have a look."
When the Judge had eased his sedan
to a stop in the middle of the repair shop floor, he set the hand brake, and
turned off the ignition. As he opened the door, Gus motioned to him.
Trouble Won't Perform
"Stay right there, Judge. I want
you to start and stop the engine for me a few times. Stan's gone for the
day, so you'll have to pinch hit."
As he talked, Gus walked around to
the front of the car and raised the hood. "Okay, now start her up," he
called to the Judge.
The engine started right up and Gus
didn't notice anything out of the ordinary as he peered under the hood.
"All right, now stop her, wait a
moment or so, and start her up again," Gus directed.
The Judge did as Gus told him.
There still were no signs of trouble, so Gus signaled for the ignition to be
turned off.
"I guess you think I've been
imagining things," Tate said, grinning, as he joined Gus at the side of the
opened hood.
"Not of all," Gus assured him.
"Automobiles are like kids and television sets - they won't do the right
thing when you want them to show off."
As Judge Tate watched, Gus reached
in and began removing the cap from the distributor. "These spring clips
could be tighter," he said as he unlatched the cap and turned it bottom side
up so he could see the contacts. "Had any work done on this distributor
lately?"
Stan Takes a Kidding
The Judge thought for a moment.
"Well, come to think of it," he said finally, "a mechanic where we spent our
vacation last summer put in a new set of ignition wires for me and he made
some comment about filing the distributor points."
"Judge, do you suppose you could
leave the car here?" Gus asked. "I want to give that distributor a thorough
going over and that's going to take time. I'll drive you home tonight and
give you a ring in the morning after I've done a little checking."
The Judge agreed, and after Gus had
locked up the office and the shop, the two men drove off in Gus's car.
When Gus got to the Model Garage
the next morning, Stan was already there, and Gus noticed that Judge Tate's
car had been moved to another position on the floor.
"Have any trouble getting that car
started, Stan?" Gus asked indicating the Tate car with a nod of his head.
"No should I?"
Gus grinned, "Ever seen that car
before?"
At that point, Stan did a
double-take.
"Why, it's the Tate's car," he
groaned.
"When was it brought in?"
"Last night, after you'd left. Old
Judge Tate himself brought it in. Seems he has had the same sort of trouble
Mrs. Tate had that time you fixed it." Gus chuckled.
"Okay, boss," said Stan good
naturedly.
"Rub it in. What do I do now?"
"First of all, let's check the
distributor. Something's making that cap pop off under certain conditions.
The two spring catches are a bit loose. Could be that the contact spring on
the top of the rotor has been bent up enough to force them loose."
Gus reached in, unlatched the cap,
and lifted the rotor off the shaft. "First let's get a new rotor out of
stock and replace this old one."
Lifetime Job
Gus replaced the old rotor and put
the cap back in place. "Now," he told Stan, "your job is to sit in the
driver's seat and start and stop this engine at about five-minute intervals
until something happens."
"A fine way for a guy with ambition
to earn a living," Stan joked as he slid in under the steering wheel. "I
could be here doing this for days."
As Stan intermittently worked the
starter button and the ignition switch on the Tate's car. Gus busted
himself with another job.
When nothing had happened after 40
minutes. Gus was about to tell Stan to quit when a hollow "pop" resounded
through the shop. Gus dropped the pliers he'd been using and made it on the
double over to the car. By the time he got there, Stan was standing beside
the open hood scratching his head. Everything that Judge Tate had said had
been true. There was the distributor cap hanging loose at the end of the
ignition wires.
Gus bent down to get a closer look
at the distributor and cap. "What do you know, knocked clean off. It
couldn't have been the rotor. And that loud 'pop'."
"You know, Gus, that 'pop' sounded
just like a carburetor backfire. Stan suggested.
"You know, the kind you sometimes
get when you try to start a motor on a real cold day with the mixture set
too lean."
"Stan, I think you've got
something," agreed Gus. "Hold the fort while I make a phone call."
As Gus disappeared through the
office door, Stan shook his head. "Now how could a backfire in a carburetor
knock the cap off a distributor?" he muttered to himself.
When Gus reappeared he was holding
a short length of rubber tubing of the sort used with windshield wipers.
And judging from the pleased look on his face, Stan felt certain that the
boss was hot on the trail of some sort of clue.
"Just on a hunch, I'm going to
check the vacuum spark advance unit on that distributor," Gus explained.
"Get a wrench and take off the vacuum line at the distributor."
Hunch Pays Off
As Stan went to work, Gus
elaborated. Many distributors, he explained, are fitted with a diaphragm,
operated by the vacuum generated in the intake manifold, that automatically
retards the spark when the engine is pulling a heavy load as in going up a
hill.
When Stan had unscrewed the vacuum
line at the distributor. Gus slipped one end of the rubber tube over the
open fitting, put the other end in his mouth, and sucked in. Whatever he
found., it seemed to please him.
"We're on the right track, Stan.
Let's install a new vacuum unit and I think we'll have cured Judge Tate's
exploding distributor."
In a few minutes the new vacuum
unit was in place. Gus was standing near his bench stoking up his old
pipe. Stan was rubbing his hands on a piece of waste.
"Let me in on a secret, will you?"
Stan asked with a grin. "I still don't understand why that distributor cap
kept popping off or why putting on a new spark-control unit is going to fix
it."
"I don't wonder Stan." Said Gus as
he put a match to his pipe. "As a matter of fact, it's the first time I've
run across this kind of trouble myself.
"You see," Gus continued, "that
vacuum unit has a diaphragm in it that's operated by the suction of the
intake manifold. When the diaphragm is pulled in by the suction, it
operates a lever that rotates the breaker plate and automatically advances
the spark. Well, the diaphragm in that old unit had a hole in it. I found
that out when I slipped the tube on the fitting and sucked in."
"But why should that pop the
distributor cap loose?"
"Well," Gus explained," when the
car was parked for a short time under certain conditions, enough gasoline
vapors probably seeped back through that hole into the distributor to form a
fairly explosive mixture. Then when the starter button was pushed, there
was enough arcing at the breaker points to touch the mixture off. Puff, a
minor explosion, and the distributor cap was sprung loose from its catches."
Stan Turns Hero
"But what gave you the tip-off?"
asked Stan.
"You did," said Gus. "Your crack
about that 'pop' sounding like a carburetor backfire got me to thinking.
Then I called the Judge to see how his car had been running. He checked my
hunch when he told me that the car seemed a little sluggish on the open
road. That meant the spark wasn't being automatically advanced as it should
under ordinary running speeds. And that could only mean that the diaphragm
in the vacuum unit wasn't doing its job. By all odds that, in turn, meant a
leaky diaphragm. And a diaphragm with a bad leak could let enough gas fumes
seep back into the distributor to cause trouble now and then."
"Well," said Stan, "I'm glad we
don't get a toughie like that one every day."
"But if it weren't for those
toughies," said Gus, "the garage business wouldn't be much fun. I'd go nuts
just pumpin' gas, fixin' flats, and drainin' out antifreeze. They're the
cream in the coffee."
"Well, if that's the case, boss,
I'll take mine black."
END